Well... I'm bored... might as well make a new post! : 3
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Well, that was productive...
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Indeed it was.
I concur.
DICKS OR GTFO
8===D ?
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nah
( o Y o ) <------ YEAH!
it was.
Very much so.
it wasn't.
orly?
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YAY BOOBS!
Indeed.
BOOBS MAKE THE WORLD GOE ROUND
Perhaps... scientists have yet to explain the derivation of all energy, this includes motion. Your theory has been noted. I shall forward this to the higher officials. Thank you for your perspicacious input on the matter.
i also say that, there was a moon concpiracy theorist. those footprints? they were made bu boobs. i know it.
I'll look into it personally. The people deserve to know the TRUTH!
i alsoi think boobs are the leading cause of death in men.
It all makes sense now... the creation of the earth, the evolution of man, the very meaning of life itself... it all points to boobs. I have never felt so enlightened. This feeling of completion is exhilarating. I have never felt so alive. I feel I can accomplsh anything now. I will shout this from the mountain tops. BOOBS!
also:
on the firrst day, god created man.
on the second day, god created woman
on the third day, god put boobs on woman
this is why i aprove of god.
I call shenanigans! Man and woman were created on the SIXTH day! I know! I was there! Listen to Eralker! They are lying to you! THE CAKE IS A LIE!
what? the sixth day? GOD WAITED SIX DAYS TO MAKE BOOBS?
i'm switching to agnostic! agnostic, where boobs were made immediantly!
No, God wanted to create the most perfect form of matter. Thus he took 6 days to make them. Everything else he did during the other 5 days were failed attempts. Light failed, then sky failed, then land failed, then sun and moon failed, then animals failed. Then he succeeded and celebrated on the seventh day with a celebratory wank session. You would know if you just listened to Eralker. HE KNOWS!
who da' hell is he?
To know Eralker you have to know that you already know who Eralker is.
is this a sex scandle? cuz if it is i'm calling the union >:C
THE UNION'S A LIE!!! IT'S ALL A LIE!!! THE ONLY TRUTH IS ERALKER!!! HE KNOWS!!!
HE IS TEH SHIZNITZ!
NO!!! He is niether teh Shiz nor the Nitz! Or maybe he is? YES? NO!!?! Nobody can fully understand the full being of ERALKER!!!
i googled him..he's like, a watcgh?
OMG THAT IS SO TEH SHIZNITS LOL AND NITZS I SAY LAWL LOL AMG HE IS TEH SHIZNITS !!!! !111!! one!
NO! That is not him. Eralker is not his true name. As I have explained before, he can not be described through words. Eralker is merely the word to which we use to describe the undescribeable, to describe... Eralker!
*thoughts of conversion*
True enlightenment will come with consultation of Eralker.
...very productive....
Of course!
*pointing at moobs*
No, no no... BOOBS not MOOBS. Moobs are not nearly as good as boobs. God failed on creating man boobs. The friggen pointless things they are.
WHY MUST MEN SUFFER FROM MAN BUBES? WHY CANT WE STORE THE FAT IN OUR TESTICALS? D:
Eralker says it works well for aerodynamics... and for when the apocolypse comes... he says we'll know when the time comes... after all... ERALKER KNOWS!!!
how da fuck did you get your small icon so unpixelated? look at mine, its SHIT!
I... don't... know... that is a very good question. I really don't remember how I did that... most of my gif's turn out shitty as hell. I did this one day just adding in pics, then when I tried updating it with my new staff pic, I just couldn't get it to come out right. Maybe it's IMPOSSIBLE! (or im just stupid... I'd ask Eralker... HE KNOWS!!!)
PlatinumX9
hey i was wondering if you could draw me in staff style. i dont really wanna give a pic out, but do you think it would work if i described myself?
(it doesnt have to look that close to me)
Tianaman
Sorry, took me a while to just draw my own. I doubt I would have enough will power to spend that much time to draw someone else with no benefit to me. I'd recommend trying your own hand at it. You will never become a good artist without challenging yourself. Anyone can draw, you just need the right tools. I have about the shakiest hands I know. But when I get on a computer, I can smooth out lines and use tools to make my art look good. Try downloading the free 30 day trial version of flash if you don't have flash already. And practice, practice, practice.
-Tianaman